This one time I convinced this ugly kid I worked with that he looked like Justin Timberlake. At first he thought I was bullshitting him, which I was, but then I started pulling stuff out of my ass and he bought it. I told him they had the same bone strutcture, the same ears, the same haircut, and whatever else I thought up. At one point he was asking people we worked with if they thought he looked like J.T. I don't remember what they all said to him except for this girl Raquel. Raquel came up to me, laughing, and said the ugly kid, whose name happened to be Justin, came up to her and asked her if he looked like J.T. She said, "A little in the chin."
Another time I told him girls like when guys dress as cowboys. On one of his days off he came into the store in full attire. I was amazed. Now this guy wasn't slow or anything he was just dumb and extremely gullible. Another time I got him to call me a f^ggot in front of a customer. I probably went too far there.
Oh, and this kid also happened to look like Beavis.
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